The indecisive One
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Monday, February 23, 2004
Ah. I'm reading Maxim, and came upon this. I can't believe they would make Road House into a play. And then use a blond mullet wig. At least the outfit is kinda the same?
In other news. It's monday. Google didn't call yet. I don't know what to do. I want to just forget it and go on with school. But Jason said that he hasn't heard anything bad. So, if he hasn't heard that I'm not getting hired then maybe I will be hired? But when?? I need to know so I can work out my class thing.
Maybe I should just quit class. That way I'll have more time to look for a job, and I can say I can start asap, and go full time. No more part time lookings.
God damnit!!
In other news, I bought this: Taurus pt92 Isn't it neat? I can't wait to get some 6 mm paint balls. Jason and Ryan have an airsoft gun (different gun models too) as well. We're going to hunt each other. We just need James to buy one now.
In other news. It's monday. Google didn't call yet. I don't know what to do. I want to just forget it and go on with school. But Jason said that he hasn't heard anything bad. So, if he hasn't heard that I'm not getting hired then maybe I will be hired? But when?? I need to know so I can work out my class thing.
Maybe I should just quit class. That way I'll have more time to look for a job, and I can say I can start asap, and go full time. No more part time lookings.
God damnit!!
In other news, I bought this: Taurus pt92 Isn't it neat? I can't wait to get some 6 mm paint balls. Jason and Ryan have an airsoft gun (different gun models too) as well. We're going to hunt each other. We just need James to buy one now.
Thursday, February 19, 2004
Soo0o0o.. I mentioned the Google job way back on Jan 5th in this thing. And I finally got my resume in (which they lost first. Had to get a second one in). Then I was called, said I could only work part time, was told they need full time. Call back when that changes. I work crap out at school which consists of me dropping the one class that would finish my Sexual Health Educator Certificate, and going to the evening lecture for the final four weeks of my UNIX class.
I am going to the evening UNIX class tonight, because, well, the morning one started a half hour ago, and I have a physical scheduled at 2. The UNIX class would have ended around 1pm, and I would have had to rush rush to my appointment. I'd rather just go in the evening than be late, since this appointment has been planned since December.
So.. here I sit. Waiting for a phone call about me getting the job.
Want to hear about the interview? I'm sure you do!
I waited in the lobby for Matt (the supervisor) to get me. I filled out the application and all. Matt finally came, we went into a room where there was one other guy. I'm not sure how to spell his name, but it's pronouced "Qua." Matt asked me about my work at Evan's (the telephone surveyer job I had for a month). There were the usual questions about how I dealt with difficult people on the phone; can I handle repetitive jobs, etc etc. Then "Qua" asked if I liked music, and if I played any musical instruments. Apparently you need rhythym for this job. I told them I played piano once or twice. "Qua" then did a demonstration on this little set up. I repeated it for a while, and that was the interview.
Matt asked me if it was okay if two other people could ask me a few questions. Yeah, sure, I replied. He brought me to an office with a guy named Manny (Maddy? Matty? I dunno. They call him Joker too, so I heard) and a girl named Abby (however she spells it).
Joker seemed nervous, Abby kept the same quasi smile on her face the entire time. Joker asked me about Evans.. Asked me what I did in my spare time. Abby asked me if I was in any extra-curricular activities at City College, and what degree I was working on. Joker asked me if I was a tree, in a forest ("because you mentioned that you like camping."), what kind of tree would I be? I said, after some bewildered thought, that I would be a tree kids could climb on. Later down the line, he asked me, if I was a dog, what kind of dog I would be. I said I wouldn't be a dog. I would be a cat. [I just can't relate to dogs.] "What kind of cat would you be, then?" I dunno.. Not a pissy cat? Something like my cat, André. In terms of looks, I would be a cute cat? I dunno. That was basically awkward.
Some other questions flew, like, Joker said he arranged the chairs in the room a certain way to see which I would pick. (They were all folding chairs, two blue, one lime green, and I think a red one. Along with one of those giant exercise balls that was yellow.) I, of course, sat in the green chair because green is my favorite color. I said I was going to sit on the ball, but, decided it wasn't *makes quotes with fingers* proper enough for an interview.
After all that.. They asked if I had any questions for them. I asked them what they do. Because I wanted to know why they had enough authority to interview me. (but I didn't say that out loud) They looked at each other in a nervous way and said "We can't tell you." ..... Yes. I know it's a project that they are working on, and it's big, and not for the public. But that was just silly. I told them that Matt said he was a supervisor, "Qua" was the lead.. So.. what were they?
I think they just said that they were in the same department. Whatever. You. Fucks.
After all that, I waited in the lobby for Jason. Ryan came in, because he was going to go home. We talked about how the interview was. He said that Abby had only been there for two weeks. We shot the breeze, me telling him the stupid questions I was asked, and us laughing about it. I had Jason's truck keys, so, we went and sat in the truck waiting for Jason.
I told Ryan, I kinda wish they didn't know that I was friends with him. That way he could listen in on any conversations about me. Right after I said that, Abby, Joker and a few other people from the department came outside. And when in hearing distance, I heard Abby say, "she said, 'I would be a cat.'" And then she laughed and I heard some other people laughing.
I told Ryan they were laughing at me. He said I was paranoid. He didn't hear what she said. I told him, and there was a little moment of "was she talking shit?"
Abby's not planning on making very many friends.. So, I think Abby's a shit-talker. And I don't like her already. I told Jason about it, and he said "choose your friends. It's like high school in there." That's alright. I had one or two friends in high school, and I stayed away from everyone else. That's how it's going to be in this job, I guess. At least I'm friends with Ryan. He'll be around for a while, until he starts the driving job.
James said I should have said I would be a pitbull, so that I could rip off the dude's face for asking such stupid questions. :oD Amusing: yes. Good for the interview: No. Hehehe
Okay.. I still haven't heard from them. *pout* *gets anxious* Life goes on.. I still think I fucked up the interview. Goddamnit. Anyways.. It's noon. I have to leave in an hour for my appointment.
<3
I am going to the evening UNIX class tonight, because, well, the morning one started a half hour ago, and I have a physical scheduled at 2. The UNIX class would have ended around 1pm, and I would have had to rush rush to my appointment. I'd rather just go in the evening than be late, since this appointment has been planned since December.
So.. here I sit. Waiting for a phone call about me getting the job.
Want to hear about the interview? I'm sure you do!
I waited in the lobby for Matt (the supervisor) to get me. I filled out the application and all. Matt finally came, we went into a room where there was one other guy. I'm not sure how to spell his name, but it's pronouced "Qua." Matt asked me about my work at Evan's (the telephone surveyer job I had for a month). There were the usual questions about how I dealt with difficult people on the phone; can I handle repetitive jobs, etc etc. Then "Qua" asked if I liked music, and if I played any musical instruments. Apparently you need rhythym for this job. I told them I played piano once or twice. "Qua" then did a demonstration on this little set up. I repeated it for a while, and that was the interview.
Matt asked me if it was okay if two other people could ask me a few questions. Yeah, sure, I replied. He brought me to an office with a guy named Manny (Maddy? Matty? I dunno. They call him Joker too, so I heard) and a girl named Abby (however she spells it).
Joker seemed nervous, Abby kept the same quasi smile on her face the entire time. Joker asked me about Evans.. Asked me what I did in my spare time. Abby asked me if I was in any extra-curricular activities at City College, and what degree I was working on. Joker asked me if I was a tree, in a forest ("because you mentioned that you like camping."), what kind of tree would I be? I said, after some bewildered thought, that I would be a tree kids could climb on. Later down the line, he asked me, if I was a dog, what kind of dog I would be. I said I wouldn't be a dog. I would be a cat. [I just can't relate to dogs.] "What kind of cat would you be, then?" I dunno.. Not a pissy cat? Something like my cat, André. In terms of looks, I would be a cute cat? I dunno. That was basically awkward.
Some other questions flew, like, Joker said he arranged the chairs in the room a certain way to see which I would pick. (They were all folding chairs, two blue, one lime green, and I think a red one. Along with one of those giant exercise balls that was yellow.) I, of course, sat in the green chair because green is my favorite color. I said I was going to sit on the ball, but, decided it wasn't *makes quotes with fingers* proper enough for an interview.
After all that.. They asked if I had any questions for them. I asked them what they do. Because I wanted to know why they had enough authority to interview me. (but I didn't say that out loud) They looked at each other in a nervous way and said "We can't tell you." ..... Yes. I know it's a project that they are working on, and it's big, and not for the public. But that was just silly. I told them that Matt said he was a supervisor, "Qua" was the lead.. So.. what were they?
I think they just said that they were in the same department. Whatever. You. Fucks.
After all that, I waited in the lobby for Jason. Ryan came in, because he was going to go home. We talked about how the interview was. He said that Abby had only been there for two weeks. We shot the breeze, me telling him the stupid questions I was asked, and us laughing about it. I had Jason's truck keys, so, we went and sat in the truck waiting for Jason.
I told Ryan, I kinda wish they didn't know that I was friends with him. That way he could listen in on any conversations about me. Right after I said that, Abby, Joker and a few other people from the department came outside. And when in hearing distance, I heard Abby say, "she said, 'I would be a cat.'" And then she laughed and I heard some other people laughing.
I told Ryan they were laughing at me. He said I was paranoid. He didn't hear what she said. I told him, and there was a little moment of "was she talking shit?"
Abby's not planning on making very many friends.. So, I think Abby's a shit-talker. And I don't like her already. I told Jason about it, and he said "choose your friends. It's like high school in there." That's alright. I had one or two friends in high school, and I stayed away from everyone else. That's how it's going to be in this job, I guess. At least I'm friends with Ryan. He'll be around for a while, until he starts the driving job.
James said I should have said I would be a pitbull, so that I could rip off the dude's face for asking such stupid questions. :oD Amusing: yes. Good for the interview: No. Hehehe
Okay.. I still haven't heard from them. *pout* *gets anxious* Life goes on.. I still think I fucked up the interview. Goddamnit. Anyways.. It's noon. I have to leave in an hour for my appointment.
<3
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Ahh.. the spammers have done pretty well this time around. (All for male enhancement products, of course) Enjoy:
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Wendy George ----- Are you satisfied with the smallness of your love muscle
gaozy@ah163.com ----- show her whos b1g
Miriam Klein ----- This one keeps you normal
Bud Hedrick ----- Newsletter January 2004
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I believe they must have surveyed all the women characters in porno films for the answers to get those stats..
Karen Field ----- How is your love MUSCLE doing?
Wendy George ----- Are you satisfied with the smallness of your love muscle
gaozy@ah163.com ----- show her whos b1g
Miriam Klein ----- This one keeps you normal
Bud Hedrick ----- Newsletter January 2004
The last one (Bud) has an interesting body to the email:
"Read what women really think:
Over 72% of all women need a larger and thicker p e n i s to reach sexual orgasm.
94% of all women agree a larger p e n i s is a visual turn-on and believe that size does make a difference.
68% of all women are not pleased with their lovers' penis size.
76% of women want sex more often than their lovers' provide.
83% of all women fake orgasms on a regular basis.
93% of all women do not mention small penis size, for fear of hurting their lovers' feelings.
Make the woman in your life satisfied! Gain major inches in a few weeks! Don't be shy infront of the women!
We can help you out!
Super size it right Here" [<----- that being the link to the site]
I believe they must have surveyed all the women characters in porno films for the answers to get those stats..
Friday, February 13, 2004
Happy VD! :o)
<<<<< I have the url to an image. Goddamnit. Here's the url: http://www.meish.org/vd/images/iknow.gif It said something like, not having permission from this server to view it. So, if I link it from my blog, you can't see it. Just go to the url yourself. Copy + Paste, my friend.
(Valentine brought to you by: Meish.org)
<<<<< I have the url to an image. Goddamnit. Here's the url: http://www.meish.org/vd/images/iknow.gif It said something like, not having permission from this server to view it. So, if I link it from my blog, you can't see it. Just go to the url yourself. Copy + Paste, my friend.
(Valentine brought to you by: Meish.org)
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Top News
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004
San Francisco Officials Marry Gay Couples
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - In an open challenge to California law,
city authorities officiated at at least 15 same-sex weddings
Thursday and issued about a dozen more marriage licenses to gay and
lesbian couples.
Meanwhile in Massachusetts, lawmakers returned to the Statehouse
in search of the magic mix of words necessary to approve a ban on
gay marriage, a day after killing two compromise proposals that
would have offered the possibility of civil unions.
By midafternoon, jubilant gay couples were lining up under City
Hall's ornate gold dome and exchanging vows in two-minute
ceremonies that followed one after another.
The act of civil disobedience was coordinated by San Francisco
Mayor Gavin Newsom and top officials in the city considered the
capital of gay America.
``Today a barrier to true justice has been removed,'' the mayor
said in a statement.
The assembly-line nuptials began with longtime lesbian activists
Phyllis Lyon, 79, and Del Martin, 83, who were hurriedly issued a
married license and were wedded just before noon by City Assessor
Mabel Teng in a closed-door civil ceremony at City Hall. The two
have been a couple for 51 years.
About 30 couples crowded outside the San Francisco County
Clerk's office awaiting licenses, many arm in arm. One of the
women, wearing a white wedding dress and veil, encouraged couples
to shout out their names and how long they had been together.
``I understand there are wrinkles that need to be worked out,
but as far as I'm concerned, we will be married,'' said Molly McKay
as she and her partner of eight years, Davina Kotulski, stood at
the clerk's counter.
During one of the weddings, performed before TV cameras, the
vows were rewritten so that ``husband and wife'' became ``spouse
for life.''
No state legally sanctions gay marriage, and it remains unclear
what practical value the marriage licenses will have. The weddings
violate a ballot measure California voters approved in 2000 that
defines marriage as a union between a man and a woman.
California Attorney General Bill Lockyer had no comment.
A conservative group called the Campaign for California Families
called the marriages as a sham.
``These unlawful certificates are not worth the paper they are
printed on. The renegade mayor of San Francisco has no authority to
do this,'' said Randy Thomasson, the group's executive director.
``This is nothing more than a publicity stunt that disrespects our
state law and system of government itself.''
San Francisco officials insisted the licenses are legally
binding and would immediately confer new benefits in everything
from health coverage to funeral arrangements.
The gay marriages were timed by city officials to outmaneuver
the conservative group. The group had planned to go to court on
Friday to stop the mayor's announced plans to issue marriage
licenses to gay couples. But city officials struck first.
Lyon and Martin said after their brief ceremony that they were
going home to rest and did not plan anything to celebrate. The
couple seemed proud of what they had done.
``Why shouldn't we'' be able to marry? Lyon asked.
The mayor was not present at the morning ceremony but later
presented Martin and Lyon with a signed copy of the state
constitution with sections related to equal rights highlighted.
The two official witnesses were Kate Kendell, director of the
National Center for Lesbian Rights and former city official Roberta
Achtenberg.
The conservative group fighting gay marriage has also sued to
try to block California's domestic partner law, which then-Gov.
Gray Davis signed in September.
That law expands the rights of gay couples in areas ranging from
health coverage and parental status to property ownership and
funeral arrangements.
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004
San Francisco Officials Marry Gay Couples
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - In an open challenge to California law,
city authorities officiated at at least 15 same-sex weddings
Thursday and issued about a dozen more marriage licenses to gay and
lesbian couples.
Meanwhile in Massachusetts, lawmakers returned to the Statehouse
in search of the magic mix of words necessary to approve a ban on
gay marriage, a day after killing two compromise proposals that
would have offered the possibility of civil unions.
By midafternoon, jubilant gay couples were lining up under City
Hall's ornate gold dome and exchanging vows in two-minute
ceremonies that followed one after another.
The act of civil disobedience was coordinated by San Francisco
Mayor Gavin Newsom and top officials in the city considered the
capital of gay America.
``Today a barrier to true justice has been removed,'' the mayor
said in a statement.
The assembly-line nuptials began with longtime lesbian activists
Phyllis Lyon, 79, and Del Martin, 83, who were hurriedly issued a
married license and were wedded just before noon by City Assessor
Mabel Teng in a closed-door civil ceremony at City Hall. The two
have been a couple for 51 years.
About 30 couples crowded outside the San Francisco County
Clerk's office awaiting licenses, many arm in arm. One of the
women, wearing a white wedding dress and veil, encouraged couples
to shout out their names and how long they had been together.
``I understand there are wrinkles that need to be worked out,
but as far as I'm concerned, we will be married,'' said Molly McKay
as she and her partner of eight years, Davina Kotulski, stood at
the clerk's counter.
During one of the weddings, performed before TV cameras, the
vows were rewritten so that ``husband and wife'' became ``spouse
for life.''
No state legally sanctions gay marriage, and it remains unclear
what practical value the marriage licenses will have. The weddings
violate a ballot measure California voters approved in 2000 that
defines marriage as a union between a man and a woman.
California Attorney General Bill Lockyer had no comment.
A conservative group called the Campaign for California Families
called the marriages as a sham.
``These unlawful certificates are not worth the paper they are
printed on. The renegade mayor of San Francisco has no authority to
do this,'' said Randy Thomasson, the group's executive director.
``This is nothing more than a publicity stunt that disrespects our
state law and system of government itself.''
San Francisco officials insisted the licenses are legally
binding and would immediately confer new benefits in everything
from health coverage to funeral arrangements.
The gay marriages were timed by city officials to outmaneuver
the conservative group. The group had planned to go to court on
Friday to stop the mayor's announced plans to issue marriage
licenses to gay couples. But city officials struck first.
Lyon and Martin said after their brief ceremony that they were
going home to rest and did not plan anything to celebrate. The
couple seemed proud of what they had done.
``Why shouldn't we'' be able to marry? Lyon asked.
The mayor was not present at the morning ceremony but later
presented Martin and Lyon with a signed copy of the state
constitution with sections related to equal rights highlighted.
The two official witnesses were Kate Kendell, director of the
National Center for Lesbian Rights and former city official Roberta
Achtenberg.
The conservative group fighting gay marriage has also sued to
try to block California's domestic partner law, which then-Gov.
Gray Davis signed in September.
That law expands the rights of gay couples in areas ranging from
health coverage and parental status to property ownership and
funeral arrangements.
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
www.urinal.net/
If you happened to be bored and want to look a interesting (subjective) urinals from all over the place.
If you happened to be bored and want to look a interesting (subjective) urinals from all over the place.
And something you haven't seen in a while:
Spammers..
Heriberto Cormier ----- Enlarge it for her. (as seen on tv) whuk <<<<< I just think this reads humorously
Jean Rocha ----- Re: grasp precisely what
In that^ one.. it says crap like: "You can track down old flames from college, or you can dig up some dirt on your boss to make sure you get that next promotion!" and is delightfully informative with: "Or maybe you want a fake diploma to hang on your bedroom wall. You'll find addresses for companies that make these diplomas on the Banned CD. Need to disappear fast and never look back? No problem! Using the Banned CD, you will learn how to build a completely new identity."
Sorry, but the links in the email are dead. I can't get you information on this wonderous 'Banned CD.'
;o)
Spammers..
Heriberto Cormier ----- Enlarge it for her. (as seen on tv) whuk <<<<< I just think this reads humorously
Jean Rocha ----- Re: grasp precisely what
In that^ one.. it says crap like: "You can track down old flames from college, or you can dig up some dirt on your boss to make sure you get that next promotion!" and is delightfully informative with: "Or maybe you want a fake diploma to hang on your bedroom wall. You'll find addresses for companies that make these diplomas on the Banned CD. Need to disappear fast and never look back? No problem! Using the Banned CD, you will learn how to build a completely new identity."
Sorry, but the links in the email are dead. I can't get you information on this wonderous 'Banned CD.'
;o)
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
So, the bathroom reading material was a women's magazine. And guess what I saw in there? Something telling me that if I wanted a moist vagina, I could try Replens or RepHresh. Click here for information on Replens. And here for info on RepHresh.
Replens seems to have three different box styles. I like the one on here as opposed to the ones on the other two links.
I also enjoy how when I was searching for Replens on Google (<3), this came up. They do animal testing.. o0o0o!! O.o
Crazy, no?
Replens seems to have three different box styles. I like the one on here as opposed to the ones on the other two links.
I also enjoy how when I was searching for Replens on Google (<3), this came up. They do animal testing.. o0o0o!! O.o
Crazy, no?
So.. A friend passed this along to me. It's about the effects of depleted uranium. It's flash, and more than slightly graphic. Queasy stomach need not click.
Friday, February 06, 2004
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/02/06/usafe.xml&sSheet=/portal/2004/02/06/ixportaltop.html
Spoof Valentines warn of unsafe sex risks
(Filed: 06/02/2004)
A hard-hitting advertising campaign to warn young people about the dangers of unsafe sex has been unveiled by the Government.
The campaign, launched in the run-up to Valentine's Day, features cartoon images of realistic looking Valentine's cards, with powerful messages about the risks of sexually transmitted infections (STIs).
One features a sunset scene of a couple on the beach with the poem: "Oh Valentine, since you came to me you're always in my thoughts. I'll never forget the night we met and you gave me genital warts."
Another shows a pink teddy bear in obvious pain, with the message: "I love you so much it hurts... when I pee."
The ads will appear in newspapers and on radio, as well as actual spoof Valentine's cards and on beer mats in pubs and student union bars.
The campaign comes as concerns increase over the rising number of STIs among young people.
Between 1996 and 2002 there was a 139pc increase in cases of chlamydia, which can cause infertility.
Cases of syphilis increased 67pc between 2001 and 2002, while gonorrhoea rose by 9pc over the same period.
Health Minister Melanie Johnson said it was "vital" to tackle this boom in sexually transmitted diseases and improve sexual health.
"This campaign is aimed at targeting those most at risk by using thought-provoking imagery and direct language.
"The Sex Lottery campaign is targeted specifically at sexually active 18 to 30-year-olds, and has already achieved significant behaviour change.'
"These new Valentine's adverts will help get some important messages across about the importance of safer sex in a fun and accessible way.
"We'd like people to remember their Valentine's night for all the right reasons."
A website had been launched to support the campaign.
Spoof Valentines warn of unsafe sex risks
(Filed: 06/02/2004)
A hard-hitting advertising campaign to warn young people about the dangers of unsafe sex has been unveiled by the Government.
The campaign, launched in the run-up to Valentine's Day, features cartoon images of realistic looking Valentine's cards, with powerful messages about the risks of sexually transmitted infections (STIs).
One features a sunset scene of a couple on the beach with the poem: "Oh Valentine, since you came to me you're always in my thoughts. I'll never forget the night we met and you gave me genital warts."
Another shows a pink teddy bear in obvious pain, with the message: "I love you so much it hurts... when I pee."
The ads will appear in newspapers and on radio, as well as actual spoof Valentine's cards and on beer mats in pubs and student union bars.
The campaign comes as concerns increase over the rising number of STIs among young people.
Between 1996 and 2002 there was a 139pc increase in cases of chlamydia, which can cause infertility.
Cases of syphilis increased 67pc between 2001 and 2002, while gonorrhoea rose by 9pc over the same period.
Health Minister Melanie Johnson said it was "vital" to tackle this boom in sexually transmitted diseases and improve sexual health.
"This campaign is aimed at targeting those most at risk by using thought-provoking imagery and direct language.
"The Sex Lottery campaign is targeted specifically at sexually active 18 to 30-year-olds, and has already achieved significant behaviour change.'
"These new Valentine's adverts will help get some important messages across about the importance of safer sex in a fun and accessible way.
"We'd like people to remember their Valentine's night for all the right reasons."
A website had been launched to support the campaign.
So.. I've heard this song a couple times. And here are the lyrics. Just for you! :oP It's ridiculous. Just read the lyrics. And you, too, shall be embarrassed that this song was recorded. *And* makes money.
Twista Ft: Kanye West & Jamie Foxx - Slow Jamz
[Gladys Knight]
Are you gonna be
Say that you're gonna be
[Jaime Foxx]
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh...
[J.Foxx - Chorus]
She said she wants some Marvin Gaye,
some Luther Vandross, a little Anita,
will definitely set this party off right
Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be,
well well well well well
She said she want some Ready for the World,
some New Edition, some Minnie Ripperton,
and definitely set this party off right
Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be,
well well well well well
[Kanye West]
I told her to drive over in your new whip
Bring some friends you cool with
Imma bring da cool whip
Then I want you to strip
See you is my new chick
So we get our grind on
She be grabbin, callin me Biggie like Shine home
Man I swear she fine homes
Why she always lying though
Tellin me them diamonds when she know they rhinestones
She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark skinned friend
look like Michael Jackson
I play 'Ready for the World' - she was ready for some action
My dawg said you aint no freak,
so you got to prove my man wrong
Imma play this Vandross
You gon' take your pants off
Imma play this Galdys Knight
Me and you gon' get right
[Chorus X2]
[Twista]
Got you lookin at the gliss at my hands and wrists
While i'm likely at smokin on my canibus
When it come to rockin original like Marvin and Luther
I can tell you aint no messin with Kan-man and Twist
From the Chi and I be
Sippin Hennessy
Twistin almarie?
Tryina smoke a B
Lookin properly
Feelin on a G?
And always (Well Well Well Well Well)
Come with me and sip on some regular champagne
You aint know Twista can work it like the Whispers
Hit the stop light, get into some Isaac
The rims still moving so I'm bumping a little spinners
While I'm
Smokin on a B
Dippin through the streets
Bumpin R&B
And I got to leave
something to the G's?
And I do it (well well well well well)
When my earth and the wind smoke a fire
Let me when get your sheets wet listening to Keith Sweat
Put you in a daze for maze
Fullfilling our every sensation slow ? having deep sex
You ready for the world girl
Come on over make me touch you all over
your body baby don't say no to me
An every moment you controllin' me I'm lovin the way
you be holding me when I be listening to Jodeci
And when I come over and bend your ass
You be bumpin Teddy Pendergrass
I'da hit it from the back to the melody to roll it slow
Now I gotta go up in it fast, but imma finish last
No matter how much of a thug you see
I still spit it like it's R&B, so to the club with me
And with some Luther come on
and hope you finna and stilla be in love with me
[chorus X2]
[Twista]
Baby drop another slow jam
And all us lovers need hold hands
And if you aint got no man hop up on my brohem
I keep it pimpin like an old man
You gots to roll with the plan
Cuz after that then I
Take it to the dome
Then I got to bone
Stay up in the zone
Got to get you home
Gotta run up on
And I do it (well well well well well)
Baby drop another slow jam
And all us lovers need hold hands
And if you aint got no man hop up on my brohem
I keep it pimpin like an old man
You gots to roll with the plan
Cuz after that then I
Take you to my home
And we could get it on
Whisper on the phone
Just to get you goin'
Tryina make you moan
And I do it (well well well well well)
[sic]
Twista Ft: Kanye West & Jamie Foxx - Slow Jamz
[Gladys Knight]
Are you gonna be
Say that you're gonna be
[Jaime Foxx]
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh...
[J.Foxx - Chorus]
She said she wants some Marvin Gaye,
some Luther Vandross, a little Anita,
will definitely set this party off right
Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be,
well well well well well
She said she want some Ready for the World,
some New Edition, some Minnie Ripperton,
and definitely set this party off right
Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be,
well well well well well
[Kanye West]
I told her to drive over in your new whip
Bring some friends you cool with
Imma bring da cool whip
Then I want you to strip
See you is my new chick
So we get our grind on
She be grabbin, callin me Biggie like Shine home
Man I swear she fine homes
Why she always lying though
Tellin me them diamonds when she know they rhinestones
She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark skinned friend
look like Michael Jackson
I play 'Ready for the World' - she was ready for some action
My dawg said you aint no freak,
so you got to prove my man wrong
Imma play this Vandross
You gon' take your pants off
Imma play this Galdys Knight
Me and you gon' get right
[Chorus X2]
[Twista]
Got you lookin at the gliss at my hands and wrists
While i'm likely at smokin on my canibus
When it come to rockin original like Marvin and Luther
I can tell you aint no messin with Kan-man and Twist
From the Chi and I be
Sippin Hennessy
Twistin almarie?
Tryina smoke a B
Lookin properly
Feelin on a G?
And always (Well Well Well Well Well)
Come with me and sip on some regular champagne
You aint know Twista can work it like the Whispers
Hit the stop light, get into some Isaac
The rims still moving so I'm bumping a little spinners
While I'm
Smokin on a B
Dippin through the streets
Bumpin R&B
And I got to leave
something to the G's?
And I do it (well well well well well)
When my earth and the wind smoke a fire
Let me when get your sheets wet listening to Keith Sweat
Put you in a daze for maze
Fullfilling our every sensation slow ? having deep sex
You ready for the world girl
Come on over make me touch you all over
your body baby don't say no to me
An every moment you controllin' me I'm lovin the way
you be holding me when I be listening to Jodeci
And when I come over and bend your ass
You be bumpin Teddy Pendergrass
I'da hit it from the back to the melody to roll it slow
Now I gotta go up in it fast, but imma finish last
No matter how much of a thug you see
I still spit it like it's R&B, so to the club with me
And with some Luther come on
and hope you finna and stilla be in love with me
[chorus X2]
[Twista]
Baby drop another slow jam
And all us lovers need hold hands
And if you aint got no man hop up on my brohem
I keep it pimpin like an old man
You gots to roll with the plan
Cuz after that then I
Take it to the dome
Then I got to bone
Stay up in the zone
Got to get you home
Gotta run up on
And I do it (well well well well well)
Baby drop another slow jam
And all us lovers need hold hands
And if you aint got no man hop up on my brohem
I keep it pimpin like an old man
You gots to roll with the plan
Cuz after that then I
Take you to my home
And we could get it on
Whisper on the phone
Just to get you goin'
Tryina make you moan
And I do it (well well well well well)
[sic]
Thursday, February 05, 2004
A friend posted this animation in a chat room. It's awesome. Watch it.
I found this while reading one of my comics. I just like the way her boobs look. Oogle away. :oD
(I don't promote the J-List site, though. So, if you go there. It wasn't because I sent you there.)
(I don't promote the J-List site, though. So, if you go there. It wasn't because I sent you there.)
Sunday, February 01, 2004
Interesting links from chatroom visits:
SWEDES DERIMINSLIZED GAY ...
Are Whites Seeking Culture in ... (Some Neo Nazi site)
The Lord of the Rings rooted in racist ... (Something similar to the above article, minus the Neo Nazi bit..)
SWEDES DERIMINSLIZED GAY ...
Are Whites Seeking Culture in ... (Some Neo Nazi site)
The Lord of the Rings rooted in racist ... (Something similar to the above article, minus the Neo Nazi bit..)
