Archived from the Pork, himself.

This is one of the best writings that I've read on what it's like from the depressed person's point of view. We have "Ahh, The Joys of Depression!"

~kisses~  ¶ 8:07 AM 0 comments

  Okay, so I found something else hilarious. I took this quiz four times. I got "Jola" the first and second time, and Joey for the third and fourth time.
I guess Joey's my man. Hahahaha..



who's your ideal NSYNC sex partner? find out here

unnecessary quiz by
LiveJournal user mmmmmriley





who's your ideal NSYNC sex partner? find out here

unnecessary quiz by
LiveJournal user mmmmmriley

(this is so ridiculous)  ¶ 9:22 AM 0 comments

  So.. there was some downtime at work. I was bored, and I started to look up if painting your nails with white out was bad for them.
I came upon a page that says "Girls paint their nails with correction fluid and sniff it all day. Boys paint their shirt cuffs with white out and get high all day." I looked around the page, and saw a link to the "Home page."

The home page turned out to be a "Recreational Drugs Information" page.

These pages are all very simple, and the copyright information says this: "This site has been online since July 1999. Some pages have no author information because the author has wished to remain anonymous."

"Author: Anonymous
Date: Unknown
© 1999 Recreational Drug Information (www.a1b2c3.com/drugs/)"



Hhmmmm..

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I need to be bored at work more often if I'm going to search for weird stuff.
I found some Tips from Tawny. Apparently Tawny is a topless dancer. No actual evidence of this person really existing.. but since the site is "naughtysecretaryclub.com" I'm not going to do any searching yet.

*****UPDATE*****
So, I came home and investigated "naughtysecretaryclub.com" It's a place to buy jewelry, accessaries and such. A "family affair" consisting of a mother, and two daughters. I think.. Go to their FAQs to read more. They have cute jewelry. :o)
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and yet again! I ::heart:: google. You can find the craziest stuff..

Have some Sleazy, Cheesey & Bad music mixes.
I haven't heard of anyone on the two "sides" except for James Brown and Frank Sinatra. But everyone's heard of them..

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  Here's a shout to Diaryland folk:

I read Pork Tornado already..

And Dusty (Pork) recommends these fine people:
I'm going to try reading them some..

The Daily WTF

Kristin Tracy

ePeter2025

JuddHole  ¶ 10:34 AM 0 comments

 
You are Tricia Jones.

By age fifteen, you've had sex with more than 25
men, got paid for your input, got a book deal,
and did it all legally. Score!

"When are men going to learn that women want
romance, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride"


Which Kevin Smith character are you (Ultimate Version)?
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You are SALUTE YOUR SHORTS. You are a wangsta who
knows business. You have fun in the sun and
know how to have a good laugh.


Which old school Nickelodeon show are you?
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What classic movie/famous leader are you?  ¶ 3:40 PM 0 comments

  So.. I was reading back entries in a friend's journal, and came upon this whole dealy that have personality traits according to what letters are in your name.

Mine:
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
O You are very open-minded.
R You are a social butterfly.
R You are a social butterfly.
A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
I You are always smiling & making others smile.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
E You are a very exciting person.


Hmmm.. I am skeptical about all this.. Does having two r's make me extra social?

See what you make of it:

A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.

B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.

C You definitely have a partier side in you, dont be shy to show it.

D You have trouble trusting people.

E You are a very exciting person.

F Everyone loves you.

G You have excellent ways of viewing people.

H You are not judgemental.

I You are always smiling & making others smile.

J Jealousy.

K You like to try new things.

L Love is something you deeply believe in.

M Success comes easily to you.

N You like to work, but you always want a break.

O You are very open-minded.

P You are very friendly and understanding.

Q You are a hypocrite.

R You are a social butterfly.

S You are very broad-minded.

T You have an attitude, a big one.

U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.

V You have a very good physical and looks.

W You like your privacy.

X You never let people tell you what to do.

Y You cause a lot of trouble.

Z You're always fighting with someone.  ¶ 2:23 PM 0 comments

  Worst album covers. It's not that Pork Tornado fellow. But these ones are.. totally horrible. Look at the one that says "Something Special." See if you notice something weird.

Stone's site
  ¶ 11:40 AM 0 comments

  So these Busted guys have a song and video out called "What I Go To School For." It describes a boy's reason for going to school.. his 33 year old teacher. I'm not saying anything about a younger guy and an older woman being bad. I'm just wondering when it became okay in popular culture. This wasn't so popular in 1997, take Mary Kay Letourneau for example.

So, here are the boys:

They are a UK pop group. Apparently popular or something. I saw the video on The N. Which is a television channel specifically for the middle school aged demographic. Well, at least I'm pretty sure I saw it there.. I watch Daria from that channel. Ohhh.. wait. I saw it on Mtv2.
Here's the video: you can play it in high or low Windows Media Player, or Real Media.
Something really positive about this video: The teacher isn't some Hollywood "mother" type. You know, the ones with the doctor-helped body of a 21 year old? No, the teacher in this video has curves and doesn't look like Hollywood. That's so awesome. Well, not totally Hollywood. Maybe she's UK Hollywood style.
Here are the lyrics:

Her voice is echoed in my mind
I count the days till she is mine
Can’t tell my friends cos they will laugh
I love a member of the staff

I fight my way to front of class
To get the best view of her ass
I drop a pencil on the floor
She bends down and shows me more….

That’s what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me
That’s what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I’ve had plenty
None like Miss Mackenzie
That’s what I go to school for
That’s what I go to school for

So she may be thirty-three
But that doesn’t bother me
Her boyfriend's working out of town
I find a reason to go round

I climb a tree outside her home
To make sure she's alone
I see her in her underwear
I can’t help but stop and stare

Everyone that u teach all day knows your looking at me in a different way
I guess that's why my marks are getting so high
I can see those tell tale signs telling me that I was on your mind
I could see that you want it more when you told me that I’m what you go to school for
I’m what you go to school for

She’s packed her bag its in the trunk
Looks like she’s picked herself a hunk
We drive past school to say goodbye
My friends they can’t believe their eyes….


This song.. is nuts to me. I guess it's like that "Stacy's Mom" video/song. Some of the lyrics:
"Stacy's mom, has got it goin on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't ya see? you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but,
I'm in love with Stacy's mom"

Okay, enough with all that..
And now, for some kitten! This is Miguel's Quinn.
  ¶ 8:34 AM 0 comments

  So now.. it's been even *later* since I've updated.
I guess I'll do a mini-update right now.

Work is still work. But I can finally tell people what project I work on. ;o) Print Google! Pleased to be going there and checking it out. :o)

Ahh.. in other news, Jason and I are seriously tired of all the crappy ass plumbing in our apartment. We've decided we're going to move to San Francisco. I have mixed feelings about this. I was born and raised there, and totally afraid of not seeing it again (since I moved down here to Mountain View), unless Jason and I decided to go up to the City one night, which wasn't happening often. So.. I'll be glad to see the City again, while I won't be so glad to leave Mountain View's weather. It was 81 degrees F in Redwood City at 6:50pm. That is so awesome to me. While the City's weather.. leaves much to be desired, at least for me. Jason likes the cooler weather.. Maybe we'll move some place that has better weather (i.e. not so much fog), like the Mission or somewhere.

I have been reading the Pork Tornado diary on diaryland. I was sent a link to his album covers entry which I thought had hilarious covers, while the comments were pretty funny. I started reading some other entries of his, and decided to get put on his notify list. I think this is his latest entry.. but on a different site. I think he has a couple.. If you get on his notify list, he sends out the links to all the stuff he writes. He's a pretty interesting fellow. I think I like reading his work because 1, it's funny most/some of the time, and 2, he's almost modivation for me.
He's one of the types that's really "I want to do this, and this, and that, and this.." and really.. I don't ever think like that. I wish I would.. So I have some reason to be around. It's actually very taxing on Jason and I that I don't have any long term goals for living or my life. I used to answer (and probably will continue to do so) that I wish to be happy as my long term goal. Which is so vague I could pass a stone. But, I seem to be a pretty bague person. Anyways, he wants to do lots of things, and I think it's a good example for me. I even feel slightly modivated to seek out things that I want to do, like take a ceramics class, or belly dancing class.. Lots of other things too, of course. Well.. maybe not so "of course." I dunno.

And I so just remembered that I called Mr. Ritter (Bryan), left a message, and he called me back, left a message, and I never called him back! Ack!! I was all giddy while listening to the message, and Jason was around. Apparently I have uber lustiness in my voice while talking about him. Yeah.. I had a _major_ crush on him in high school, and well after that it continued. And I have a crush on him now.. only lighter. Crush Lite. It's really a mind lust or something. I lust after this man's mind. O.o Thinking about it.. it's almost like my crush on Jason. Only I can picture teh s3xx0rs with Jason, while I really don't want my mind going towards there with Bryan (or is it spelled with an 'i'?). Ah.. I dunno. I know he has a wealth of knowledge, and he's willing to share it with me. And that is fabulous. I need to call him back.
I still have one of his books.. And I haven't even read it. :o/ I don't know what to do about that, either. I hope it's in good shape still. I hate the fact that I totally lost his One Flew Over a Cuckoo's Nest book, and had to buy him another copy.. Ah well.. he didn't seem to hate me for it. Plus it happened *years* ago. Should I read his book before mentioning that I still have it? I want to read it.. I don't want to mention it, having not read it yet, and say that I still want to read it. I did that once before..
I wonder how that bonzai tree is doing. I got one a while back.. and knew I couldn't care for it. So I asked him if he wanted it. And I gave it to him. He told me that a dove made a nest in it. And it's mentioned in his writings in my senior year yearbook. It's like a little connection that him and I have. Is that stalker-esque of me to say? Or just a little girl crush? Bah. :op

Hmmmmmm..... This is a long entry.. about only a few things. So much for "mini-update." Maybe later I'll think of more to say. Right now.. back to work!

~kisses~  ¶ 8:31 AM 0 comments