The indecisive One
so.. You know the Kittens' music videos? They have a
Laibach one..
Sweet. I love how the screen bounces.
My exboyfriend, folks:
Edwin::WARNING:: He's an idiot.
This is *so* funny. For best results, have sound on your computer..
If you happen to be bored, and in a somewhat curious and sick mood, here are a couple pages on torture:
Parasitic Twin
Shanmonster
Shanmonster's
homepage (which has lots of weird stuff on it..)
It's a
dragon.
Here's the article.
Here's the article jic they take it off of that link (it's happened before). I'll also save the picture, because that's just awesome.
Dragon in jar puts experts in a pickle
Canned ... pickled dragon thought to be made for a hoax. January 29, 2004
A pickled "dragon" that looks as if it might once have flown around Harry Potter's Hogwarts has been found in a garage in Oxfordshire, England.
The baby dragon, in a sealed jar, was discovered with a metal tin containing paperwork in old-fashioned German of the 1890s.
Allistair Mitchell, who was asked to investigate the dragon by a friend, David Hart, who discovered it in his garage, speculates that German scientists may have attempted to use the dragon to hoax their English counterparts at the end of the 19th century, when rivalry between the countries was intense.
"At the time, scientists were the equivalent of today's pop stars. It would have been a great propaganda coup for the Germans if it had come off," Mr Mitchell said.
"I've shown the photos to someone from Oxford University and he thought it was amazing. Obviously he could not say if it was real and wanted to do a biopsy."
The documents suggest that the Natural History Museum turned the dragon away, possibly because they suspected it was a trick, and sent it to be destroyed. But it appears a porter intercepted the jar and took it home. The papers suggest the porter may have been Frederick Hart - David Hart's grandfather.
Mr Mitchell said: "The dragon is flawless, from the tiny teeth to the umbilical cord. It could be made from indiarubber, because Germany was the world's leading manufacturer of it at the time, or it could be made of wax. It has to be fake. No one has ever proved scientifically that dragons exist. But everyone who sees it immediately asks, 'Is it real?"'
Some scientists believe that dragons, though the product of imagination, were inspired by the extraordinary creatures that once roamed the Earth.
As J.K.Rowling's alter ego Hermione Granger once suggested, legends have a basis in fact.
The Telegraph, London
"First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog WAS. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gunrunner and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training, next thing you know Killer's GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Killer, Killed Nibbles. And Killer said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow."
Half Baked \m/
PS.. if you couldn't tell.. I was bored, and found Quizilla.com :oD
http://bushin30seconds.org/finalists.shtml <<<<< courtesy of Robert :o)

Congratulations! You're a Long Island Iced Tea!
What Drink Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

You'd carve them up with your chainsaw. I like your
style, you show much promise. Join me?
How would you Murder? brought to you by Quizilla
I don't think this is my style.. because I wouldn't want to attract attention. Chainsaw's are too loud.
I took it again and got:

Weapons are not your thing. You would prefer to
pummel your opponent to death with your fists
and feet. You show a lot of Honor but some
power still eludes you. I can give you this
power, I can make you stronger, join me.
How would you Murder? brought to you by Quizilla
(PS that "join me?" crap is supposed to be a link to "Become a Vampire" that was on the results page)
..and I thought this quiz was stupid, because of the questions.. Good thing I didn't quit.

you're fuck.
What swear word are you? brought to you by Quizilla
I like how it says I'm associated with the number 5, and it's my favorite number. :oD <3

You are Form 5,
Dragon: The Weaver.
"And The Dragon seperated the virtuous from
the sinful. He tore his eyes from his sockets
and used them to peer into the souls of those
on trial to make a judgement. He knew that
with endless knowledge came endless
responsibility."
Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena
(Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya
(Indian).
The Dragon is associated with the concept of
intelligence, the number 5, and the element of
wood.
His sign is the crescent moon.
As a member of Form 5, you are an intelligent and
wise individual. You weigh options by looking
at how logical they are and you know that while
there may not always be a right or wrong
choice, there is always a logical one. People
may say you are too indecisive, but it's only
because you want to do what's right. Dragons
are the best friends to have because they're
willing to learn.
Which Mythological Form Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Hell: You are most likely not an evil or bad
person, but are quite troubled at the moment.
Something is probably bothering you intensly.
With so much emotion bottled up, Hell will let
you release your anger. (please rate my quiz)
**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics) brought to you by Quizilla
I don't think it's true.. but I chose "flames" and "shark" so..

-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
heh heh heh
(No, I haven't cheated!)
you can't beat rhyming subject lines:
Tristan Schultz - Being broke is not a joke
words to live by?
Dallas Wells - Don't take the beer out. yfsf
This email "Eugene McKay - Why not help yourself?" says:
"Hey,
Get your Valium , Xanax, Viagra and Super Viagra ( viagra that last all weekend)
Delivered Fed Ex Overnight.
goto link below to order now
http://87d60l11kf.rx-land.biz/m0012/index.php?id=m0012
yourself she sure like catch u u happen is happen " <<<<< what??
Find your Super Hero name
here.
Mine is Mega Girl
Heh. weak.
Oh, check this site out: Phreaky!
meo-team.com
Here're some interesting photos of Mars.
This one is 3-d. So, get your 3D glasses ready.
This one is kinda weird. Looks like 3 parts pasted together.
I was just reading over my past posts..
I haven't had a job in so long.. O.o
And speaking of that, I forgot some stuff in my last post..
Jason moved out of his parent's house again (he lived with his other girlfriend before we met. Had just moved back into his parents' house.) He's in Sunnyvale with his friend Brad and this guy named Steve. Steve's from the Redwood City crowd. The place is *huge.* It's really pretty much perfect for him. Lots of stuff around, restaurants, motorcycle shops, Starving Musician, Fry's, etc etc.. Too bad it's even farther away from San Francisco.. ATM I'm not sure how to get close to him using public transportation.. Which kinda sucks..
It might be taking Caltrain to Mountain View to meet him at his work or something..
Speaking of his work (and me having a job..) Google is looking for some people to work on the project that Ryan is working on. Jason's going to help me a bit with my resume. Maybe I can get the evening shift (2-10pm). It would be commuting on Caltrain all the freaking time.. Not to mention that I would need to get my bicycle out to get to back and forth between Google and the train station. *Sigh* Too bad telephone surveyor nearly had me in tears every night. (It wasn't hang ups.. it was the fact that there was no human interaction. Just reading a script..)
Anyways.. I guess I'll still browse
craigslist for jobs..
Gonna go.. do whatever. <3
Okay.. So, Dec 29th, I got my nipples pierced. Hurt less than the IUD. Yay.. :o)
Dec. 30th, my mom and Steve left for a vacation cruise. They are supposed to return the 6th of January.
Jan. 2, I turned 21. And then almost lost my ID card at the safeway around midnight.. Smooth. I went with a group of friends to Tommy's Joynt on Van Ness earlier that night. (I hope you had a good time, Robert.) I think it went alright, despite the time complications and the boredom that seemed to hit everyone at the end of the night.
My nipples are doing alright. (heh) Sometimes they itch.. I think it's because of the salt soaks.. Drying them out, you know?
Peaces~
P.S.
Robert, you left the champayne here. Didn't know if you still wanted it, or what. I'll keep it out of the way and remember to give it to you sometime?