A while ago, an energy was found at a gas station.. It was deemed "liquid crack." And it totally is. It's called Redline RTD. It has the longest warning label I've ever seen on an energy drink.
And.. it's *supposed* to make you shakey. Insane.

"Just recently VPX launched the technology of fat burning and energy enhancement into a new era with the introduction of Redline. This freaky scientific breakthrough is the first physique-transforming matrix to coax your body to burn fat through the 'shivering response.' It is a physiological fact that when you shiver, your body releases a large amount of stored bodyfat in an attempt to bring body temperature back to normal. Redline induces this effect quite efficiently. However, the power of Redline does not stop there, as its radical combination of novel ingredients will also have you sweating up a thermogenic storm, and thus burning fat through yet another unique mechanism. With this 1-2 fat melting punch, Redline has rendered fat burners of the past obsolete! When it comes to energy, Redline will 'amp' you to the max within minutes, ready to tear apart the weights and wear out the treadmill like a tiger released from its cage!

Now, what if I told you that the power of Redline is now available in a refreshing, tasty, and convenient ready to drink can? Well, it's here! Now it's easier than ever to feel the power of 'The Red' with the introduction of VPX's new Redline RTD. Burning fat and getting energized will be simpler and more delicious than ever! Get ripped; get jacked - reach for 'Red!'"  ¶ 11:31 PM